January 2012
December 2011
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Watchiamwhatyouwantmetobe:
diearabelladie:
I’d be too worried about the banana breaking in half.
I can’t even handle how hot this is.
I’m just going to leave this here…
The same people will still be annoying as fuck in...
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There’s nothing more thrilling than speaking honestly; the way the heart sinks with the truth. But, people have been conditioned to lie and to expect lies. So, when we hear the truth, we assume it isn’t the complete truth, and the more shocking, the better. We get the thrill and they hear what they want to hear. Everyone wins.
I have this uncanny ability to make people hate me without even trying.
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ibuildahome replied to your post: I’m so sick of my family. I mean, my parents are…
You’re the one with the funny mental problems.
In an effort to distance myself from my family, let’s say that you’re wrong for now. Yeah?
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I’m so sick of my family. I mean, my parents are good. Just, everyone else.
BUT I’M SO EXCITED FOR THIS WEEKEND!
Gonna go with @ibuildahome to get his tattoo, going to get a haircut (finally), going to hopefully go to a party, going to get drunk, and going to gay club!
I don’t need family and their mental problems when I have friends with funny mental problems. =D
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officialguysidfuck asked: 10
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Anonymous asked: 14.
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Anonymous asked: 16
“You’re allowed to believe in a god. You’re allowed to believe unicorns live in...”
– Matthew Schultz (via revengefuck)
“I want to be like water, I want to slip through fingers but hold up a ship.”
– Michelle Williams
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occupymyheart:
cillian-alainn replied to your post: How would one even begin to identify the MANLIEST man out there?
Chuck Norris. Or the Dos Equis guy. Or me. BAM!
Reason #251236 why my tumblr boyfriend is my tumblr boyfriend <3
Sad but true.
So, a friend called me earlier and we talked on the phone and whatnot.
Well, I walk back into the living room and my mom asks, “were you talking to someone on the phone, or singing, or talking to yourself?”
“I was talking on the phone.”
“Huh. You never talk on the phone. I figured you weren’t.”
“You thought it was more likely that I was talking...
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wvnderbar:
here’s what you missed on glee
we made all the characters gay
and thats what you missed on glee
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I don't have enough friends that are over 21.
Particularly, I don’t have enough friends that are over 21 that want to go to a gay club on New Years Eve.
“Reality was something you could build. Same as the tooth fairy, if enough people...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (Rant)
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Watched so many movies today.
Sherlock Holmes 2: I loved it. Robert Downey Jr. is always amazing. Plus I love when him and Jude Law give each other those eyes. I need me a Watson to my Holmes… or the other way around… not sure which I’d be.
One Day: Not nearly as sad as I thought it was going to be. Moved a little quick for me. Further reinforced my belief that Anne Hathaway is the most beautiful woman in...
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