February 2010
BIEBER IS SO SHORT.
bifreshman:
and ke$ha is so stupid.
I love the people I follow. =]
January 2010
Met a tranny today... Umm... She was one hella...
myrrcuss:
“What about Anal Rape?! Nah see I like Double Penetration!”
Or
“Fuck that Hell shit, when we die we’re all going to Barbados Livin’ The Life… And all gonna have our own little asian boys”
Where the fuck did you get to meet a cool tranny??!
Funny story, lemme tell you...
… some bitch thought she would be funny or clever or… well, bitchy… and wrote “stop bothering the girls” on the bottom of the credit card receipt. Yes… because the seriously homo-licious boy is here to “bother” girls. Fuck you. If you had a problem with my service and you were in a rush than you shouldn’t have been out eating at 10:30 at night!...
myrrcuss:
dsouza05:
I want a boy to text. I’m glad okcupid worked out! Oh wait. It didn’t.
Lol ditto. That I’m no fan of the site.
I am lol’ing. stupid okcupid. wait… stupid boys!
Just watched Paparazzi VMA performance
on Youtube.
I mean, I’ve seen it plenty of times before but it still gives me the chills. Definitely the most beautiful and amazing performances to date.
My dorms are fucking classy.
First there were panties outside our apartment dorm… then some underwear down the hall… now there are guys boxers on the steps.
Now to find the boy who is missing them. ;D
jk jk
Yeah... don't wanna go to work.
Just wanna stay here and listen to some Fall Out Boy (via From Under the Cork Tree of course) and watch vids on Youtube and find pictures of fucking beautiful guys to post on Tumblr.
But instead… gotta make some green…
Yay. =/
why isnt there anyone to cuddle with me
lielikeyoumeanit:
starfuckerblog:
(via deathtoreason)
Please talk to my secretary if you would like to RSVP for a Cuddle Puddle.
CUDDLE PUDDLE WHERE?!?!?!?!
i demand to be informed!
You have been appointed sexatary… there.
I hear sex.
=[
Success.
johndylanger:
samwitwicky:
(I made up “show us your desktop thursday”. haha)
Well I just witnessed about 20 people on my dash follow suit. You little trend-setter, you.
I saw two desktops and they both had Dean so I had to follow!
Hurry someone post a picture of Johndylanger!
johndylanger:
starfuckerblog:
Wat?? No, of course this has nothing to do with the “gave me head last night” arrow thingy! >.<
Oh, youuu
Haha, aww, I’m just sayin, Tumblr wouldn’t be as fun if Dylan wasn’t on it!
Hurry someone post a picture of Johndylanger!
Wat?? No, of course this has nothing to do with the “gave me head last night” arrow thingy! >.<
why isnt there anyone to cuddle with me
(via deathtoreason)
Please talk to my secretary if you would like to RSVP for a Cuddle Puddle.